I did not realize that bitch Sylvia wanted to get me back after we fought, but she sure did! We were calmly sun bathing and she started some crap about me and her boyfriend. Before I knew what was happening, she got on top of me and sat her ass right on top of my stomach! She pinned my arms with her knees and sat upright to make sure I could feel all of her weight. I couldn’t shake her off and she sat there yelling at me. I yelled right back at her as her butt was sinking deeper into my belly, feeling like a cow was crushing me! With friends like these, who needs enemies.